like i said, my name is fan! i'm a 18 year old black robot guy from the US and i use it/its pronouns. i am massively autistic like i am like textbook levels of it.

as i said already, i like object shows, psychonauts, grulovia, stampycat, minecraft (all media), homestuck, warrior cats, pokemon, and CARY HUANG. i also like other stuff lol

i am an INFP, sanguine melancholic, chaotic good, 4w5, so/sp, 549. i have no idea what any of that shit means. also these are test results from when i was FOURTEEN (god damn) so it's not fully accurate anymore. something i do know in the modern era though is that i am a seer of doom. sorry that's all i got.

i code as a hobby in my spare time. because i'm very stupid, i get frustrated a lot and spend way longer than i need to on coding (like, for example, on 5/22/24, i barely moved from my chair for over 8 hours while redoing this very site instead of preparing for prom the next day!) i have some kind of good understanding of html and css, though there's properties i have never used before. i only ever get my javascript scripts from other people because i don't know how to do that type of stuff myself. one day i will learn.

i'm currently a psychology student!! i've always been interested in the innerworkings of the human mind, it's one of my special interests. human thoughts, actions, behaviors, and everything in that ballpark has always fascinated me, and i'm very pleased to have the opportunity to go to school for it and eventually work in the field!

here's some object show character tier lists! in case you want to know more about how i feel about those. you'll have to open these in new tabs since i don't want to make them too big and clog up the page. eventually i'll add tier lists for other shows when i think of them.

awww, thanks online test. i knew that already. literally everyone i know calls me a complete loser, and i don't disagree. i mean, i stay in my room all day coding and playing video games, i love computers, pizza is one of my favorite foods, mountain dew is my favorite drink, people say i "erm, actually" all the time, i get absolutely zero play (like seriously i've only ever been in one romantic relationship in my entire life and it was online when i was 14), my ideal form is ugly glasses-wearing greasy 4channer (only visually, i hate 4chan), i'm extremely awkward and asocial, i have an anxiety disorder, i'm autistic, etc etc you get the picture. i am just a grade a loser.

NOT-SO FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Don't you already have a website? Why make another?

what are you a cop. but anyway it's because i wanted to try out nekoweb with a mostly-clean slate to experiment with (even if this is similar (a little) to my neocities.)

Why do you call yourself a robot?

oh boy we're going in deep huh. to make an extremely long and traumatic story short, i have a massive disconnect with humanity and what it means to be human. this is not an otherkin/therian/etc type deal, this is just how i perceive my existence. it is not out of delusions or any kind of psychosis, it's just what i am. believe it or not, my robot-ness isn't connected to my trans (or even autistic) identity, but just my general sense of self. thats all there is to say on the matter

Why Fan?

well it's simple. fan is just integral to my identity, just as much as coding bad websites and being a robot. fan is actually like. prime guy. he's literally me. fan as a 'character' is very essential to me, and works as a descriptor for my personality, how i interact with other people, and worst of all, my autism. he's so integral to my existence that he's not a 'character' at all. he's me and i'm him. one in the same we are

*insert literally anything about my "web design skills"*

look i know they're lacking you don't have to tell me lol. to be completely fair, i started coding using CARRD of all things, which should tell you everything you need to know.

How can I reach out to you?

ok easy question. my email (fan.nekoweb.org@gmail.com) and discord (@sichly) are the best ways to talk to me. i'm open to talk about anything, though i will be one happy paper fan if you ask me about object shows. also CLICK ME ON POKEFARM thank you. you can also find me on flight rising, chicken smoothie, and lioden.

What even is Beaverscratch?

beaverscratch is a cipher from the game shipwrecked 64. i really love that game, and beaverscratch is used in the game for puzzles and reading info. i learned how to read and type beaverscratch on my own without a cipher in under an hour because it's so easy. there is a translator here in case you want to write it yourself! i also made a cipher for it (below), but it's kinda hard to read and you're better off using just the translator.

What's your deal with Cary?

what is it so wrong for someone to have admired someone for most of their life. love cary that's my homedawg ⇠ has never met this man. i can only dream of it one day.

Who is your favorite Homestuck character?

no real human being would ask me this. anyway kanaya and dave are tied for first. i also like karkat dirk and rose